don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
Yeah, they really want to jump your bones…. ;)
HAPPY 35TH BIRTHDAY, JAMES MCAVOY!
"We really got on. I think he’s a sensational actor.Working with him was really, really exciting. I think as far as chemistry goes,you can have the best actors together – and in fact they can be inlove with each other – and for some reason you won’t have chemistry on the screen. I don’t think anyone ever knows what makes that final bit of chemistry work.If they did then you’d make sure you worked with people like that all the time. I think that obviously it helped that we got on."
- Keira Knightley
"He’s Fantastic but he’s crazy"
"You won’t like him if you don’t like a man who looks at you like you’re the only person in the world,who makes being one of the most talented people alive look easy, and whose dimples make you faint, oh, and didi mention he’s a humble genius?"
"i want an anime with non binary characters!!"
"i want an anime with a visibly disabled character!!!"
"no, a visibly disabled POC!!! and make them a woman!! and dealing with extreme poverty and homelessness!"
"well, what about a POC with severe…
i am demisexual meaning i am only attracted to those born of gods or who are themselves a deity. move out of the way assholes, i’m gonna fuck zeus
I keep having to remind myself that it’s the lionesses that do the hunting and killing and get their faces soaked in blood I mean is there a more badass animal
the king of the jungle
in the second it’s like ‘maybe if I look away she’ll stop yelling at me’
I TOLD YO BITCH ASS TO PICK UP THE CUBS
Its the alpha
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”